well… shit! don’t expect me on here for a while
i care not of the morals of your planet *he pulls you close to his face and smiles* are you saying you want my big blue space cock in you?
with my powers, i can force people to submit to me, i am the most powerful being in the universe!
why use toys, when i can have the real thing~
oh for fucks sake
i like the show but
can we please give it to someone else
I have some not very nice reaction images on my computer for this but I’m not at home atm.
Yeah but how many of the voters for My Little Pony are actually the target demographic instead of the fanbase?
How did Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, and Wonder on Yonder lose to this MLP bullshit?!
((Disclaimer: mlp is better then one would expect, but it’s nothing i’d write home about))
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[#291. Asexuals bleat like goats when threatened.]
wow what the actual fuck neopets
TLDR: Neopets wants you to get back on and pay attention to them
ok so theres this metal monkey enemy in mother3 ok and this guy is apparantly super rare and ive never met one in my previous playthroughs
good so now the guidebook always tells you how much hp and stuff an enemy has and underneath the metal monkey it said “EXP: GOOD”
so i was all like shit i probably gain like 286786 exp from this guy lets go for a hunt
WOW IM SO EXCITED HOW MUCH AM I GONNA GE-
This is why I fucking love earthbound.
i love how you see Kumatora when it says the money became tame!